What has to happen in order for God not to be loving or impotent?
We say God can heal, yet 12 year girls can die of cancer, yet God is still loving.
We say God can effect the human heart, yet 500,000 die in Rwanda, yet God is loving.
People drowned in New Orleans praying to God yet God is loving.
We say God’s love is not our love yet we use our concept of love to make that determination.
Wake the fuck up.
Borrowed from no one I knowBuffalo, New York (AP) – Researchers at the
University of
Buffalo, recently discovered the heaviest element known to science: administratium. Administratium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it a atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which is surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which in comes into contact. A minute amount of administratium causes one reaction to take more than 4 days to complete when it would normally take place less than one second. Administratium has a normal half life of three years. It does not decay but, instead, undergoes a reorganization, in which a number of the assistant neutrons, deputy neutrons and deputy assistant neutrons exchange places. In fact, administratium‘s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as “critical morass.” You will know it when you see it.
Wasabi Peas found at Wild Oats
Raw radishes
Pastrami
Saurkraut
I had them all and the curiously strong mint got its ass kicked.
I loved playing organized football. I loved the speed, the skill and mostly the violence but I also loved the grade school version.
As fun as it was, disgust also accompanied this love of playground football.
For every playground “Barry Sanders” captain choosing the “undraftable” for his first pick there would be a Terrel Owens Pop Warner legend. The legend would impose NFL rules at recess and would throw to only those who could catch. The effects of which last a lifetime.
I liked recess football where rules were secondary and relationships paramount. I liked the game where the kid with “Downs” (Kyle) scored and all cheered. I liked the game where everyone touched the ball.
The church seems to be the NFL, I wish it were recess football.
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