Leadership Gone Bad
Borrowed from no one I knowBuffalo, New York (AP) – Researchers at the
University of
Buffalo, recently discovered the heaviest element known to science: administratium. Administratium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it a atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which is surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which in comes into contact. A minute amount of administratium causes one reaction to take more than 4 days to complete when it would normally take place less than one second. Administratium has a normal half life of three years. It does not decay but, instead, undergoes a reorganization, in which a number of the assistant neutrons, deputy neutrons and deputy assistant neutrons exchange places. In fact, administratium‘s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as “critical morass.” You will know it when you see it.
