The Last Song My Mamaw Heard

” If I survey all the good things that come to me from above
If I count all the blessings from the storehouse of love
I’d simply ask for the favor of him beyond mortal king
And I’m sure he would grant it again
I want to stroll over Heaven with you some glad day
When all our troubles and heartaches are vanished away
Then we’ll enjoy the beauty where all things are new
I want to stroll over Heaven with you

So many places of beauty we long to see here below
But time and treasures have kept us from making plans as you know
But come the morning of rapture together we’ll stand a new
While I stroll over Heaven with you
I want to stroll over Heaven with you some glad day
When all our troubles and heartaches are vanished away
Then we’ll enjoy the beauty where all things are new
I want to stroll over Heaven with you”

By Alan Jackson

The end

My Mamaw died she was 92.

She spent 76 years at Elm Grove Assembly of God.

When she passed on, no one brought food to the house.

She spent her life going to nursing homes (taking us), giving away food praying for and helping people.

I never heard her say a bad word about anyone. I love my Mamaw.

When she passed on, no one brought food to the house.

 I hate organized religion.

Titans will make the playoffs

You heard it here 1st. The Wunderlic can kiss my lilly white ass.

Atheist on Agnostic Violence

You never hear of the militant atheist car bombing the agnostic place of not really for certain worship.You never hear of the agnostic zealot blowing up the atheist’s bus to no where.

It seems both correct books (Bible, Koran) when read correctly, justify violence against those who do not get the obvious; their book is wrong. 

The atheist’s and agnostic do not have just one book, they have many; its called the current body of knowledge and it has about a gazillion volumes (at least more than one).  None of them promise the 70 virgin death prize, or tell you what to do if an ox gores your neighbor but they will tell most everything else.

By the way when Jesus was physically resurrected and ascended, he must have froze his ass off at about 35,000 ft. provided he didn’t use a worm hole to get to heaven.

Again, why do we want our atheist friends to come to church? They can read marvel comic books at home.   

Why I am Going Today

I sit in the lobby or play with my baby girl in the nursery. I rarely listen to the sermon and really don’t care if I partake of communion.

I go to church to see Brent, Kevin, Paul etc. and their families. I would die for each one and as I would my own. I see God when I see these people. I commune with God when I talk to them.

That is the only reason I go. Otherwise I would sleep in.

My Little Girl (youngest)

Nothing cuter than my baby girl walking.

We have a 14 and 13 year old boys, 9 year and 18 month girl.

All were cute but my 18 month old mulligan is such a joy.

I  could come home from work and just sit and watch her.

Great Idea

Give all the money you would give the Church (to pay salaries to people who tell you what you already know) to a single mom for daycare so she can get an education. Step back and watch the world change.

I think humanity being told batman like fairy-tales is not worth 10%.  My tax money (16%) takes care of the social justice items Jesus was concerned about.

Wake Up

What has to happen in order for God not to be loving or impotent?

 We say God can heal, yet 12 year girls can die of cancer, yet God is still loving.

We say God can effect the human heart, yet 500,000 die in Rwanda, yet God is loving.

People drowned in New Orleans praying to God yet God is loving.

 We say God’s love is not our love yet we use our concept of love to make that determination.

 Wake the fuck up.

Leadership Gone Bad

Borrowed from no one I knowBuffalo, New York (AP) – Researchers at the

University of
Buffalo, recently discovered the heaviest element known to science: administratium. Administratium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it a atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which is surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which in comes into contact. A minute amount of administratium causes one reaction to take more than 4 days to complete when it would normally take place less than one second. Administratium has a normal half life of three years.  It does not decay but, instead, undergoes a reorganization, in which a number of the assistant neutrons, deputy neutrons and deputy assistant neutrons exchange places. In fact, administratium‘s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as “critical morass.” You will know it when you see it.

Things Altoids cannot overcome

Wasabi Peas found at Wild Oats

Raw radishes

Pastrami

Saurkraut

 I had them all and the curiously strong mint got its ass kicked.